Unmounted Gold Crowns

Made of solid 14ct. gold, (not electroplated, which can peel off) these fake caps slip over your tooth to give you a sparkly smile that certifies your pimp/bling-bling status! Comes with a bit of thermoplastic and instructions for a better fit than you'll find anywhere else.


Pertty Mouth
Eau de Toilette

By Redneck Colognes®. Made in U.S. This cute jug contains imitation Hugo Boss men's cologne. Now at last, men can smell as pretty as a speckled pup. $9.95

Airstream Earrings

Ladies, these sterling silver Airstream trailers are small, but they convey an important message, "I'll pick up an' move in with you ANYTIME!" $ 29.95

Drinking Aids Here is an intoxicating collection of insulating gizmos to keep those fingers warm. Ain't nuttin worse than cold drinker's fingers. Cold fingers can drive your spouse to chat on the internet, or worse, cause your dog to run off.

Now, you can get the attention you deserve with one of our fascinating drinking aids. Everybody in the trailer park will notice right off that your fingers are warm and ready for some action, which you'll get plenty of when people see you with one of these items. PBR not included.
Fun Stuff to Wear

Redneck Beaux Art
Wolf Coozy

Beautifully detailed. Politically correct. $6.00

Gator Coozy

Perfect for Florida fans. $6.00

Bad Ass Coozy

Every corrupt detail of degeneracy lovingly recreated just for you! $6.00
Kool Ass Coozy

Here's a cool fusion of Surfin', Chillin' and Swillin'! $6.00

Rednekk Beau Arts

Mobile Poems

Plant your hiney on a toilet seat and immerse yourself in the gut-busting white trash poetry and life story of ignorant hick Deke Zucker. Fully footnoted with academic opinions, which are even funnier than the story! A most hilarious satire on the hick lifestyle, and a definitive source of funny names! $ 16.50



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