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Please note that Dr. Bukk Teef are made in Grovetown, Ga. and do not contain lead in the paint!

NEW! Nanny

Bodnia

Bukk

Cowcatcher

Dweeb

Chikklets

Chomp d'Champ

Dinka

Eleanor

Final Four

Gnarly

Gone to Seed

Incest

Interview

It

Lombardy

She Bangs

Smokers

Sole Survivor

Speed

Real McKoy

Shagadelic

Zipper

Sukkula

Summer

Tuscany

Uberbukk

Woodies

YouDahMan

Tired of Looking So Good? Since 1986, Dr. Bukk's ministry is to help those who suffer from looking too good.

Size Does Matter! Click to figure out your size.

Our Patriotic Discount When we ship to an APO address or a military base, or if you have a military email address, you automatically get a $10 discount off of each set of teef! This will not be reflected on the shop cart, but do not worry, charges are entered manually and you will get the discount. Confuse the enemy...Wear Dr. Bukks! This discount is also available for our British and Italian allies.

Lot's of famous folks, like Carrot Top, have Dr. Bukk Teef! Price is $35 each, except where indicated.

This photo compares fake teeth from the back and the front (reflected in a mirror). Dr. Bukk teef are thinner, and allow you to close your bite, so you can talk and drink beer. They go back far enough to cover your entire smile. Each is hand molded and hand painted, made in our Grovetown, GA facility. Three sizes are available for each style so you get a professional fit. Click here for sizing and ordering instructions.

	Protruding Styles (Please note that clicking or double clicking on a tooth style will sometimes display a person wearing that style)
		Bukk - Eat corn on the cob through a picket fence with these 45 degree angled chompers. Very noticeable, even at a distance. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large normal light		She Bangs - A very pronounced overbite lets everyone know you're will hung. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium
						ÜberBukk - Huge sprocket-like foursome that draw attention for miles. Great for clowns, but not very realistic. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium
		Cowcatcher - Similar to the mighty popular Bukks, with a twist, like the front of an old train. The opposite of a cleft palate, you might call this a 'piled-up palate.' 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large normal light				The Final Four - We all have our priorities. "What good are they iffen y'all can't see 'em?" 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large
				YouDahMan - You may not play like a champ, but you can look like one. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium
		NEW! Nanny - Want perfectly obedient children? Give these a try! 1 2 3 4 5 small medium

	Mildly Annoying Styles
		Chikklets - Goofy trip in the Way-Back Machine - two giant, flat teeth with an elongated bit of gum between them. Very funny and non-threatening. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large normal light			Shagadelic -Polish up your fake English accent and fend off dozens of sexy babes. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large normal light		Speed Teeth - Gnawed down to the nubs, with miles of gum. These teeth look like you slapped them on a belt sander. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large
		Zipper - Great with a mustache! These teeth are stacked like cordwood and crowded like Japanese commuters. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large normal light			Gnarly - Fit right in at your local outlaw biker's bar. Described by some as Neanderthal, or Ass-Whippin' Teef. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large normal light		Dweeb - Looking like a dain-bramaged cretin can enhance life in so many ways. Who can resist? 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large

	Barf Alert Styles
	Bodnia (Hurts-When-It-Goes-In-Ya) - One front toof has an infected gum and is dying, and it shares its disgusting cavity with its larger neighbor.. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large			Chomp de Champ - A golden rim job around a sizzling rhinestone, a saucy gap in the center and two solid gold meat-cutters. Price $70. (10/14ct. gold-not plated). 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large		Eleanor Roosevelt - Long, liberal teeth with recessionary gums. Like cheap Hollywood crowns your body is rejecting. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large normal light
	Lombardi - Awesome front line of the great Packers coach. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large			Gone To Seed- A glimpse into the future. Your teeth are looking a lot like seed corn. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large		Smoker - Three convenient cigarette holders for hands free multitasking. These dangle down a bit so best for those whose teeth don't show so much. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large
	The Real McKoys - flaunt your fecundity and frequently find yourself in a 'fambly' way. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large normal light			Tuskany - Somebody back in the fambly tree was a warthog, and you still can't resist eating dirt to this day. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large

	Our Most Revolting Styles
		Summer Teef - Some are here, some are not. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large		Incest - With an emerging tooth and gumsore, you'll never have to squeal like a pig again. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large			Sole Survivor - The extreme fashion statement of facial contraception. Guaranteed to prevent STD's. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large

Halloween Styles

Sukkula - Perfect strangers will beg for hickeys when you complete your dracula outfit with these. Not returnable after Halloween. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large

Dinka - Filed and pointed teeth to terrorize all those who torment you. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large normal light

It - From the delightfully sick mind of Stephen King. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large

Cosmetic Styles

Our very hot seller the Imako Cosmetic Shell for Teeth

Interview - Fun with braces added.. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large

Woody- Perfect for Zombies or the Living Dead. 1 2 3 4 5 small medium large

Add Ons

14ct. Gold and Sterling Caps

MOUNTED on fake teef. can be added to any styles except It, Eleanor Roosevelt, Shagadelic, ÜberBukk, YouDahMan or Woodies. $25, 1 triangle.dollar dollar sign brandy I Love You heart love pierced heart rim job mud flap girl pistol plain marijuana Select the teef style you want gold cap mounted on Bodnia Bukk Chikklets Chomp de Champ Cowcatcher Dweeb Eleanor Gnarly Incest Interview It Lombardi The Real McKoy Shagadelic She Bangs Speed Summer Sukkula Tuskany Überbukk YouDahMan! Zipper Order one gold toof at a time to avoid confusion. You must also order the fake teef you want the gold mounted upon.

Unmounted Gold caps - $18 each. Sold separately to put on real teeth with kit to assist in fitting. 1 2 3 triangle.dollar dollar sign brandy I Love You heart love pierced heart rim job mud flap girl pistol plain marijuana Rhinestones $5 each, applied. 1 2 3 4 5 on which style teef? Bodnia Bukk Chikklets Chomp de Champ Cowcatcher Dweeb Eleanor Gnarly Incest Interview It Lombardi The Real McKoy Shagadelic She Bangs Speed Summer Sukkula Tuskany Überbukk YouDahMan! Zipper Please Note: If the style you want is not listed, it is because we are out of stock. Our supplier takes months to fill orders, if they bother at all.

Braces

Mechanically bonded (no adhesives), 6 brackets with wire just $30 additional. Braces can be added to any of our tooth styles. Shown here on Interview Style

1 2 3 4 5 on which style? Bodnia Bukk Chikklets Chomp de Champ Cowcatcher Dweeb Eleanor Gnarly Incest Interview It Lombardi The Real McKoy Shagadelic She Bangs Speed Summer Sukkula Tuskany Überbukk YouDahMan! Zipper Remember, you must order the fake teef as well!